According to the report of Forbes Magazine 2012 edition, Pakistan is the richest country in the world, no politician has ever left the chance but it is still surviving.
Peshawar is the most bombed city in the world (Guinness Book of world record has added a new category)
Govt. of Pakistan is planning to shut down Privatization commission of Pakistan because nothing left to privatize.
Pakistan has become the top importer of world’s cheapest wood to provide its people with quality substitute of electricity.
Pakistan among the countries with lowest diabetes rate because sugar mills export all their sugar outside Pakistan.
Utility Stores have deployed vending machines outside utility stores to sale Atta (Flour), the unique feature of this vending machine is that it has a link with NADRA database one bori of Atta per finger print.
China has sent its first shipment of solar TVs to Pakistan, solar TV is the most awaited product because women of Pakistan were unable to see star plus due to shortage of electricity.
Govt. of Pakistan has introduced energy efficient and environmental friendly policies, major highlights are
- Shut down all industries, it will save immense amount of fuel and save ozone
- Industries which have been forced to stop production should import products from china according to their area of expertise.
- All imports will be from China because Govt. of Pakistan cannot afford to lose friendship with China.
- Toyota Motors Pakistan has launched the most energy efficient vehicle in Pakistan with the collaboration of Govt. of Pakistan, “Roller Skates with ABS”. Toyota Motors Pakistan claims that it will not only save fuel but it will also reduce traffic and road accidents.
Pakistan is planning to introduce new currency called “stones”, the idea behind new currency is, it will save paper and printing cost, globally it is not an accepted medium of exchange so it won’t lose value like rupees and it is heavy to carry so it is going to reduce a chance of theft.
Pakistan’s president has been given a Nobel Prize for “Controlling Pakistan according to American policies sitting in Dubai”.
Pakistan Army has given a new name by American Govt. “Pirates Killer”, pirates is the new globally accepted term for terrorists.
Pakistani film industry has stopped producing films (Cinemas don’t find a chance to run Pakistani films because of busy Indian films schedule)
Indian board of Cricket has rejected to include Pakistani cricket players in IPL 2012 for the fourth time.
Meera’s new scandal – Hanif ur Rehman claims to be Meera’s fourth husband.
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